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Reaction | Reward |
Hysterics | This is most difficult reaction to obtain from the greedy tyrant, but he'll reward you nicely with some only-obtainable-from-Grumpy-Old-King food along with quite a few Neopoints. The items you can receive are shown below this table. You will also receive the Blumaroo Court Jester Avatar if Skarl reacts with hysterics to any joke whose setup is What do you do if *blank* fierce Peophins *blank* has eaten too much *blank* tin of olives?' regardless of the punchline. |
Chuckle | Here he'll reward you with something from the kitchen, and sometimes he'll add a few hundred NP to your prize. The items you can receive are shown below this table. |
Thanks for Trying | Well if he didn't reward everyone with something then in no time there would be a mutiny on his hands. You'll get a small amount of Neopoints for this outcome. Occasionally he will 'be feeling nice today' and will randomly award a 10x bonus. (Thanks to sahransoot for this tip.) |
No Effect | No Reward. Zip, nada, nothing. |
Worst Joke Ever | Skarl may be angry, but you will be awarded the Moody Avatar. |
Bag of Peas | Bag Of Sugar | Baked Rye Loaf | Basket of Gross Berries (wearable) | Blackened Apple |
Blackened Gruel | Blackened Honey | Blancmange | Broccoli | Bucket Of Slops |
Bullseye Pie | Bunch of Tomatoes | Carrot | Carrot Stuffed Pepper | Chunky Meaty Stew |
Corn On The Cob | Courgette Bread | Cranberries | Cup of Water | Designer Blackened Potato |
Durbage | Flat Bread | Fried Courgette | Garlic Bread Halves | Gruel |
Hot Cakes | Hot Crossed Buns | Ixi Hoof Soup | Meat Kebab | Meat and Beans |
Mouldy Potato | Orange Juice | Pea Stuffed Pepper | Pease Porridge | Potato Stuffed Pepper |
Raw Potato | Sausage and Pea Soup | Sludge Pie | Smooshed Tomato | Soft White Cheese |
Stale Bread | Stone Soup | Symol Dirt Pie | Tasty Turnip Tartar | Thick Creamy Porridge |
Turkey Cane | Twisted Bread | Vegetarian Stuffed Courgette | Yeasty Bread | Yellow Courgette |
Bowl of Yuck | Chicken Leg Wing | Exotic Fruits Pie | Golden Stalk | Hot Crossed Buns |
King Skarl Candy | King Skarl Erisim | King Skarl Erisim Plushie | King Skarl Quiguki Plushie | King Skarl Royal Flag (wearable) |
King Skarl Snowbunny Plushie | King Skarls Robe (wearable) | King Skarls Snowbunny | Legacy of the Skarl Royal Crown | Morris Plushie |
Royal Cheese Bread | Skarl Collectable Charm | Skarl Fruit | Skarl Kebab | Skarl Royal Crown |
Skarl Royal Flag | Skarl Royal Shield | Skarl Royal Shield Balloon | Snargan Plushie | Tail Bone |
This game guide was written by: DragonBeak